On the Education of the Non-Morning Person

These propositions do hereby contain the lamentations and corrections of educating a person not conceived with a morning nature. 

Proposition 1: 

When thou dost rise later than thy peers assembled in publicly funded education, thou shalt be concluding thy studies of the daily rotation later than thy peers.

Proposition 2: 

Should thy not consume nutrients prior to the commencement of the current educational rotation, do you expect thy teacher to transfer her duties back to the mistress of the kitchen to accommodate thy inability to eat within the proper hour.

Proposition 3: 

Should thy proper, God-given, and blessed name and the correct date in this rotation of the heavenly bodies not appear on every assignment required, the assignment shall be sternly returned and rectified.

Proposition 4: 

Should thy hand be illegible on any assignment, said document will be sternly returned and written again in a legible hand post haste.

Proposition 5: 

Thy eyes, heart, and mind should be focused always upon they work. Idle hands should not be cajoling with the canine or feline residents of thy domicile.

Proposition 6: 

The requirement of output for each and every subject is not a device of Satan. Thou shalt place trust into the facilitator of your education, and understand the requirements to consider you an educated member of said household, community, and society in general.

Proposition 7: 

Thou shalt not argue with the facilitator of your education unless you are in the midst of an argumentation lesson.